White people be like “I’m not just white, I’m”
22% Irish
18% German
28% Italian
30% French
2% Milk
(via etrenaturel)
stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
(Source: 40ozbaka, via thisboythatgirl)
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
(via unescapable)
